Bow chicka wow wow
this is more heterosexuality than i’m entirely comfortable with.(Source: tifferini, Via: tacoposey)
teen wolf trailer: part 4.
okay now someone thread them all together for me.
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Kristen Stewart for Elle US
i do not gaze at lydia.
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i just want everyone to know how beautiful slug junk is like your genitals will never be as beautiful as a slug’s translucent flower penis
is this like coming out of their mouths what is happening
it’s like a hatch on the back of their neck and they twine their junks together and drizzle the sperm down it into catch-pockets at the tip and then they retract em back into their hatches to get fertilized
it’s not fair
omg today tumblr and youtube taught me that slugs are dual-gendered, attract mates by leaving a special SEXY SLIME TRAIL for any interested slug-parties to follow.
Then they mate by falling off a leaf and dangling upside down from a giant snot-rope and entwining their enormous neck-dicks, which EXPAND INTO LARGE PETALS so that sperm can trickle down them into little dick-pockets.
And then the first slug fucking drops the second slug onto the ground and they part ways. That is like the ultimate one-snot-rope stand. amazing.
Why can’t neck-dick mating be a trope like alpha/beta/omega is a trope. Like how amazing/awkward would it be if instead of getting a hard on every time your crush showed up, the BACK OF YOUR NECK OPENED AND YOUR GENITALIA STARTED WAVING AROUND.
SENPAI WOULD DEFINITELY NOTICE YOU.
Aja, you have out-weirded yourself, and I respect that.